On coming to the end of the book 'You're an Angel', here are some classic quotes from Christians well worth remembering:
- "If I join your church Davey I don't want to be pew fodder, I want to be used!"
- "Don't worry if you're trying to get accepted by that church hen, Jesus has been trying to get in there for years!"
- "The ground at the foot of the cross is level - there's no high heid yins!"
- In recalling a story about Geordie Aitken, a man who's vision and faith was instrumental in setting up the loaves and fishes charity: After being heckled and harrased for ages by some clown in a meeting, Geordie pinned the guy by the throat to the wall and said; "You want proof there's a God? The fact that you're still alive is proof! If I wisnae a Christian, I'd have taken yer heid right aff yer body, ya bampot!"
